I wrote to Skittles, asking them to make GLITTER SKITTLES.
I received the following reply:
In response to your email regarding SKITTLES BITE SIZE CANDIES.
Thank you for your email.
It was thoughtful of you to offer your creative ideas. Unfortunately, it is our policy not to accept unsolicited ideas. At Mars Snackfood US, we rely on our extensive Research and Development staff to design, develop and refine product concepts. Sometimes research and development can take years before a finished product can be marketed. To avoid confusion of ownership, we must refuse the thousands of suggestions we receive every year, many the same as yours. Although we appreciate your interest, we hope you will understand our business position.
I got the same form letter response. Barrie and I are making moonshine skittles with glitter from Michaels, to be called "Skattles." They'll be sorry when we're quatrillionaires. muaHAHAHAHAHAHA!
5 comments:
I voted for glitter. WHEN WILL MY CANDY SPARKLE?!
club bangers and glitter skittles in the VIP!!!
Classical? He's got that.
Rap? Plenty of that.
F'n hilarious.
I wrote to Skittles, asking them to make GLITTER SKITTLES.
I received the following reply:
In response to your email regarding SKITTLES BITE SIZE CANDIES.
Thank you for your email.
It was thoughtful of you to offer your creative ideas. Unfortunately, it is our policy not to accept unsolicited ideas. At Mars Snackfood US, we rely on our extensive Research and Development staff to design, develop and refine product concepts. Sometimes research and development can take years before a finished product can be marketed. To avoid confusion of ownership, we must refuse the thousands of suggestions we receive every year, many the same as yours. Although we appreciate your interest, we hope you will understand our business position.
Have a great day!
Your Friends at Mars Snackfood US
I got the same form letter response. Barrie and I are making moonshine skittles with glitter from Michaels, to be called "Skattles." They'll be sorry when we're quatrillionaires. muaHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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