COOTIE COMES TO TOWN

Dear Cootie,

If you don't want to see me during your visit, I understand. It might be too much for the both of us. But if you still plan to wait by my subway stop in disguise to catch a glimpse of me commuting to work, that's ok too. Did Cootie2 tell you which stop it is? Here's a hint, it's in this video:

Love,
Cootie

Cop Quiz, or Behind The Blue Door

Most people who do anything even remotely sketchy can spot the 5-0 a mile away, even without the swirling America Lights on top of the Crown Vic.

What about when the gunbelt comes off and Officer Freedom hits the streets as a civilian? Can Smokey ever truly re-assimilate into the civilian population? My new favorite website, Officer Dot Com, has efficiently and objectively fashioned a means of determining the relative social blendability of individual Defenders Of (Certain)Rights. Grab a cop and make him take this QUIZ! It's fun and uses lots of small, brusque words! (Insert donut joke here)

Bicycling in a Police State