I love it when I get IM's intended for someone else...PART I

Michael Reed: I'm writing a book
Michael Reed: to be entitled Gary Like Me
Michael Reed: I'll be you for a month
Michael Reed: and write about my experiences
Michael Reed: of what it is like to be Gary
Michael Reed: oh wow
Michael Reed: that was for Gary
Michael Reed: HAAA
Michael Reed: sorry.

Andrea Garcia: aaaahahahahahaha
Andrea Garcia: as in Garrett?
Andrea Garcia: LOL

Michael Reed: you got mixed in a rotation of bing and Garrett
Michael Reed: yes
Michael Reed: we constantly discuss Gary's lifestlye
Michael Reed: sorry
Michael Reed: hahaj

Andrea Garcia: tht's amazing
Andrea Garcia: lol
Andrea Garcia: i'm all for the book
Andrea Garcia: i'll be your proofreader
Andrea Garcia: it'll help me get to know garrett a little better. hahaha

Michael Reed: hahaha
Michael Reed: well first things first
Michael Reed: I'm gonna need to listen to house music 24-7
Michael Reed: and dress in all diesel clothing

Andrea Garcia: HAHAHAHA

Michael Reed: and eat at the best restaurants in nyc
Michael Reed: it doesnt sound so bad, actually

Andrea Garcia: wow, G sounds like a baller

Michael Reed: he kinda is

Friday Dancing Times

The River Dan Beezi B-Day Edition

FOR PBANG...




FOR THE REST OF US (and dan 2) ...




Mucho Hz!

Science Friday

We here at Prankster Dice normally avoid scientific thangs, for we are generally too lazy to answer the classic question "huh?"

Given that it's Friday I think you should czech out this tidbit by Lucy Cockcroft. According to the official PDice atronomer its visible wherever you be.

What is more amazing, part 2

The new albums by Deerhunter and Atlas Sound, or the story of their genius freak-o-manic lead singer accidentally releasing them online?

Unicycle Dystopia: a retort

On a recent non-stop flight from Baluchistan I viewed the post-apoc (un)thriller LEGEND, starring Will Smith. It was probably the biggest piece of garbage-smelling ass film I've ever snored through, but it did make me think: will cities like New York, Paris, and L.A. survive zombiedom? What will happen to the Champs Elysees without Prada and Mercedes'? Will the survivors, undead or not, BE ABLE TO UNICYCLE?

Fuck yes, I say.

Witness, if you will, the masterpiece that is Escape From New York (John Carpenter, 1981). Snake (Kurt Russell) is able to fight hooligans, drive caddies, and float around Manhattan Maximum Security Prison like it really ended up becoming circa 1997. Could he have been on unicycle? Certainly! And how.

Take Blade Runner (1982), in which hapless replicants pursue Harrison Ford in future-noir L.A. Could Deckard have opted to unicycled his pursuit of Tyrell? Of course.

Unicycling, it goes without saying, requires soul. It requires heart. It involves the machismo similarly likened to rocking an accordion amongst strangers. In short, unicycling takes BALLS. Therefore, could soulless replicants conduct unicycle pursuit? Right.

In conclusion, I'm looking at you Prof. Bizzle, a Mad Max scenario would not be conducive to unicycling, in this you are correct, but everyone knows that some Arizona-desert civilization shit is going to become unsustainable as water supplies become scarce and we are forced to drink recycled urine (see Waterworld). But as noir-fantasy cinema teaches us, the future is gonna require ingenuity, out-of-the-box thinking, and a lotta heart to fend off zombies and robots. We're gonna need one wheel, two legs, and a whole lotta saddle-straddling balls.