Silicon Valley Sausage Soap Spectacular!

Smells like Sausage!
Looks so hip!
Ever wonder what sorts of bathroom accessories one might find in the bizzaro-world where Dreya and Quell are married and obnoxiously domestic?

kitchen meets kitsch:

Thursday Sausage

ATTN: East Coast Pranksters

You have been called to participate in Operation Save-A-Pand. This little guy was found on the dirty streets of NYC. If you find him, please take him in, give him a shower and maybe some sausage.