Our story so far:
California State Attorney General, former Governor, occasional Presidential candidate and all-around friend of society at large Jerry Brown got his tires jacked last weekend.
It was an all-too-common scenario. A 'scofflaw' rolled up to Brown's Oakland Hills enclave at some point on Friday night, spotted the pimped out, late-model Japanese hybrid with 14" stock rims and made the swoop.
Brown did not learn of the theft until the next day, when one of his homegirls passed by and noticed that his shit was up on blocks.
The Attorney General's defiant ultimatum to the criminals came via his Facebook page.
"Even though I am California's 'top cop,' 2 of my tires were stolen. No matter. I got 2 new ones and I'm rolling again!"
Fucking really? Is that how it's gonna be now? Politicians are gonna respond to shit in their status updates on MeBook?
WTHIWWE?! OMFGTIMESR!!!
