06 August 2009

Philia Week?

Wheel love is blind
Article By: Staff ReporterThu, 06 Aug 2009 06:55
A woman from Pennsylvania says she has fallen in love with an amusement park ride — and aims to marry it.

The 33-year-old Amy Wolfe, who suffers from 'objectum sexuality' or 'objectophilia', first saw the ride some 20 years ago, and has been besotted ever since, reports The Sun.

"I know people think it's weird but I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said.

Wolfe, who has never had a human boyfriend, rides the machine around 300 times a year and even has pictures of it at her home.

"I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally. I wasn't freaked out as it just felt so natural but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride."

Wolfe plans to marry the ride, named 1001 Nachts, and take the surname 'Weber', the manufacturer's title.

"I tell him how much I've missed him and what I've been up to since my last visit. And I kiss the bits I can reach. The staff are really understanding."


Why Not said...

1) see what happens when you leglize gay marriage? now ANYTHING goes.

2) it's fine just so long as they use protection. You know, seatbelts, restraining bars, safety nets

3) i mean, who hasn't fucked that slutty ass ferris wheel? I hit that shit like 8 months ago

suddenlyshida said...

this post and this comment are the beginning of a story that is beyond beautiful.

i love objectifying stuff, but i've yet to fall for the stuff i objectify.

thinking way too much about this. thanks gg.