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Clickety Cloo.

Just relaxin at home

Skiing FAIL

Some of you may be aware that Dre Bien and I are off to Mexico to bask in the tropical sunshine and get all relaxy. Not being the type of person who walks into a resort without at least SOME of idea what to expect, I turned to the Keeper Of All Knowledge: The Interweb.

In my Googlings I came across this absolutely mind-bending FAIL, a mis-labelling of such epic proportions that I had to ctrl-alt-del my brain after comprehending it.



I am offended to the very core of my being.

MONDAY SAUSAGE BRIEF

Good evening. This is your sausage brief for July 6th, 2009.

The record for sausage consumption in one sitting stands at 4.84 pounds. I'm coming for you, Tom "Goose" Gilbert.

APPARENTLY, someone didn't get the memo about PDICE Sausage Week and forgot to include us on their "sausage invitational." Looking at you, Mary McGrath. But I ain't mad atcha.

Speaking of getting the memo, my good pal Mark Bittman over at the New York Times decided, in the spirit of sausage week, to indulge in some sausaging in Vermont.

And finally, I shall digress. I am amazed at how frequently and consistently the topic of sausage blows my mind. The confines of perception and reality are continuously contorted, obscured, and brought back to eye-level with this magical meat. So, I say to you, as you click the little yellow word at the end of this sentence, be aware that I am stricken with flabbergasms.

Evolution of Dance

The soundtrack to this is how my brain works. Seriously.
This dude just expresses it all via hot dance moves...



Thanks to my lady for finding this gem!

Freedom Dessert, or Waffle Sundaes Are The Most American Thing EVER

Yesterday me n' Dre Bien fulfilled our annual patriotic treat-duty and made a batch of WAFFLE SUNDAES whilst lounging on the patio. After being annointed Ambassador and Baroness of Waffles by the most Mochi Of Pets, we pretty much have to throw down the wafflez whenever possible.



Still recovering.

Freedom Breakfast

Happy fourth pranksters!
Everybody seceed from the british today!

Last Night's Sausage, or, This Shit is Starting to Disgust Me

Here's an example of what we at Prankster Atlantic like to call "Global Sausage," Italian sausage on a pita with bbq sauce.

So good at 4:30am off of a cart. So disgusting-looking the next day.

I hope you SF Bay Pranksters are able to enjoy that bacon sausage thing you can get in the Mission this weekend. Send pics!

Tasteless

Coming Full Circle in Sausage Week '09

"Don't tie your dog to a leash of sausages."
-French proverb


I didn't expect to come across the racing sausages from Sausagegate again, let alone in yet another Sausage game!?

Holy crap. Take me to Milwaukee.

Drop me off at Klement's so I can talk with Patio Daddio.


What a sec, what the...



FLABBERGASMS!!!

Friday Dancing Times

Sausage Edition like woah.

Special dedication going out to my "dogs"...

uuuughhh.

Forgive me. It's late.

Please enjoy this rare footage of some kind of dancing time ritual to the almighty, the illustrious - weeenie!



and now a word from our sponsor.

Sausage: from 3,000 years ago!!

"But he himself kept tossing, turning, intent as a cook before some white-hot blazing fire who rolls his sizzling sausage back and forth, packed with fat and blook--keen to broil it quickly, tossing, turning it, this way,..."

-Homer, the Odyssey


PDICE reader and Bazz Player extraordinaire AK47 writes:

"Blood sausage was being made 2,000 years ago and is the oldest sausage ever mentioned in written literature in Homer's Odyssey."


You can't deny history. Sausage=civilization. Booyakashaaaaa!

Sausage Week Updatez - 4 tha Ladeez!

For the ever-rising "femographic" on P-dice. Because, ya know, chicks love to play with Sausage too!

My fellow pranksters - Sometimes, late at night, I dream a world, where ALL the boys and girls of every gender and flavor can come to Prankstoria and find joy, happiness and a more purpose-filled life with just five little words:

Free. Online. Fried. Sausage. Game.

Maybe it's crazy, maybe it's a long shot, but if there's one thing Sausage Week hath taught, YA GOTTA DREAM BIG MAN!

Love, Suddenly Sausage...erm, Shida.

Sue and Sam Stew up Some Sausages

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Also I would like to take this opportunity to: