Pet Monkey= Bad Idea?

Who knew??

First we had Travis (above), the 200 lb chimp who mauled some woman.

Huh.

The NY Times reported today:

"On one occasion, they got in a wrestling match, and Higgins put one of his 'steel-like fingernails' through Bob’s scrotum."

Uhhhhhh.... huh.

Times be hard

Despite these rough economic times, with a few well-calculated financial moves, you too can roll thick.

Observe:



Thanks to Professor Skeet.