Millions of teenage boys are super hella glad that tomorrow morning they're not gonna wake up and be
this kid.Last week, he was banging the governor's daughter and drinking PBR in his truck on the way to the river.
This week he's:
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engaged-
infamous-
headed to the Republican National Convention to present a united front with his fiancee and his future in-laws, who are only being cool to him because they can't kick his ass without getting in trouble.