Is it Art? Spam Edition

All I was trying to do was remove myself from a spammy art gallery email list. Hilarity ensued:

On Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 7:08 AM, Gallery wrote: [blah, spam, splam, snarb]

On Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 2:44 PM, The Quel wrote: unsubscribe

On Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 2:53 PM, Gallery wrote: FUCK YOU

On Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 9:54 AM, Gallery wrote: You're never gonna get unsubscribed, never

On Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 3:39 PM, The Quel wrote: Neither will I ever attend your art show in Vienna. I miss you.

On Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 10:47 AM, Gallery wrote: do you mean to imply that you knowingly unsubscribed, knowing that it was me? what a little corn kernel in a turd you are

On Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 11:15 AM, The Quel wrote: Your tone tells me that you miss me too. Awwww. After you unsubscribe me come visit.

On Sat, Mar 14, 2009 at 10:59 AM, Gallery wrote: Yeah, and unsubscribe me from the list that updates people on your life and events. Oh wait of course you don't have a mailing list. L

On Sat, Mar 14, 2009 at 7:16 PM, The Quel wrote: That hanging 'L'- did you intend to write "Love you?" If so, I love you too.

On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 11:45 AM, Gallery wrote: no loser, meant Loser, your love makes you lose that much harder

On Sat, Mar 15, 2009 at 12:19 PM, The Quel wrote: Alright, here's the deal. Unsubscribe me from your list and I'll add you to mine. Sound good?

Ehem. Sniff.