DJ Pauly D

Oh helllll yeeeeeah boyyyyy! You KNOW MTV's best DJ Pauly D be cashin' in $25,000 per gig.

Fist pump!


KILLIN IT!

laMeTV

I know the writing has been on the wall for years now, but it's official.

MTV is officially lame.


Remember the good times, when you could fall asleep with David Bowie or New Order on your television?

Happy Birthday You Betch (Ya) XO XOX OOOOOO

...well it is catchy.

DAAAAAAAAAAM XOXOXOXIOXOPXOXOXOXOXOX

Tuesday WTF

UM YEAH IM PRETTY SURE THIS IS HENRY ROLLINS IN THE VIDEO.
um yeah.
Quell's probably already seen this.

Hellen Keller Simulator

saw this link on someone's facebook status in the midst of a "cruel joke" joke.

I did a little investigative reporting on the site upon visiting,
here's a screenshot of the HTML source code:

BUT you know you can't riddle-me-this without the Zip going long...

translation (not kidding): THIS IS NOT THE SOURCE CODE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
funny for so many reasons!
someone out there is a real ass-clown.

SAUSAGEGATE

The first installment of PDCE Sausage Week 2009

That's right, Mike. No one's laughing now.

Primal Screamz Monday

Safety First

"Will You Be Here Tomorrow" aka, Mortal Kombat in the factory.

Hey Quel, didn't you post up another safety video a while back? This thing is downright obscene. And so good.

Human Evolution Sunday

Exactly how I look/feel today.

Kids These Days

Seriously, "OctoMom" isn't the least of our problems...

Proof.

Extreme LED Sheep Art

Ok, my Tuesday was going along all fine and dandy, then THIS.

Some guys strapped LED covered vests on sheep and then had dogs herd them in specific patterns to create ridiculous art on a hillside in Wales. They even play a game of Pong and recreate the Mona Lisa using different colored LED's on sheep in a pen. Son of a B.

What The Hell Is Wrong With Everyone...Who Works IN RADIO?!

For some reason, various radio personalities have been making some pretty bad choices recently. There has been no shortage of unprofessional behavior in the studio, which is saying a lot (since most of us are fairly unprofessional on a regular basis). My second favorite incident involves super-aggro sportscasters swearing at each other on the air during a commercial break.

Hey guys, FYI...the little red light by the fader means THE FUCKING MIC IS STILL HOT!!!

(thanks to Huffington Post for the link, and for making me feel better about myself by elaborating on other peoples' mistakes and shortcomings)

Thinking way too hard about something

Come on Chevy, lock it up!

DUGONG SATURDAY

Good news Dan!

Season 5 of The Hills returns to MTV on April 6th at 10pm EST!!!

Oblivious Rich People, Part IV

Down here near the poverty line, it's easy for Prnkstrs to forget how hard the economic downturn has been for people who actually have money to lose. Fortunately, the mouthpiece of the establishment recently did a piece on the New Depression, the troubled upper classes and the touching (if pathetic) ways in which they're coping with having less cheddar than before.

The society pages have reflected little of the turmoil that has gripped the upper echelons of our neo-gentry, but the Times' daring investigative journalism bluntly confronts the wave of uncertainty and fear that has washed over the well-to-do. My favorite quote is this near-Zen observation from a modern Southern belle:

“It’s kind of like we all went overboard,” said Ms. Taylor, 33. “And we’re trying to get back to where we should have been.”

WAY TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS, BITCH. What a tragedy that you've been forced to wear a dress MORE THAN ONCE.

WEIRD GLOBE THING INVADES MY NEIGHBORHOOD

We at Prankster Atlantic have been disturbed all week by a weird globe-light thing (seen above), which it turns out is some fancy thing that makes it daytime. Further investigation revealed that some actor, Philip Somethingorother Hoffland or something (seen bottom left), has something to do with magical light globe thing. I'm beginning to love the daytime-making globe thing and am sad that it's going away tomorrow. Please let it stay, Mr. Hoffkinz!