
"We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS."
or, What The Hell Is Wrong With Everyone?!
4 comments:
yeah fuck that loser with the fold out die cut $4/each card.
dood! but does your BEEF guarantee crowds?! tis' questionable!
But, what if the beef's too delicious? Then nobody has your info!
Will it fit in my coin purse?
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