02 September 2008

Worst Case Scenarios, Part 9

Millions of teenage boys are super hella glad that tomorrow morning they're not gonna wake up and be this kid.

Last week, he was banging the governor's daughter and drinking PBR in his truck on the way to the river.

This week he's:

-engaged

-infamous

-headed to the Republican National Convention to present a united front with his fiancee and his future in-laws, who are only being cool to him because they can't kick his ass without getting in trouble.

3 comments:

this is creepy said...

does anyone else think it's weird that Wikipedia puts peoples' signatures on the Web?

yeehaw said...

I'll take PBR in the truck en route to the river, thanks

voyeur voyager said...

How uncomfortalbe does this kid look?