12 October 2009
Rollins Loves Merica
We should all strive to be more like Henry Rollins. Or, as I like to call him, "HankRoll."
Y'see, it's super patriotic to be relentlessly critical of your country's establishment-gubment-citizenry!
Today, I'm gonna be like HankRoll. I'm gonna call it like I see it, until someone tries to fight me. When that happens, I'm gonna whip my shirt off so everyone can see my crazy punk rocker tattoos and they'll get scurred and scamper off and watch Fox News in some insular, culture-proof bunker.