or, What The Hell Is Wrong With Everyone?!
Before he was furloughed from the State Hospital in Yonkers, Garrett used to spend all day painting. He'd sit in his little room, on his safety chair, and use his non-toxic watercolors to create beautiful new worlds, where he could leave his woes behind and soar like the eagle he knew himself to be.
Dude, Dan... all those years I worked at Vagina Necklace Inc. and you didn't tell me about your fetish. I could've hooked it up! And as for you, GG, spread your batwings and fly.
Dear GG -Check your voicemail.Xoxo, SS
what the hell are these things ?!
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