30 August 2009

What The Hell Is Wrong With The Media, Part 8,463

Apparently, this story about Jenna Bush being hired as a Today Show correspondent is true.

Next thing you know, she and Meghan McCain will be starring in a FoxNews re-make of "Cagney And Lacey" where, instead of fighting crime, they fight PROGRESS.


Anonymous said...

do they do reports about minors drinking alcohol on that show?

Drunk said...

apparently the progression from schoolteacher in Baltimore to news correspondent is as easy as... wait, her dad is who? fuck, nevermind