Good evening. This is your sausage brief for July 6th, 2009.
The record for sausage consumption in one sitting stands at 4.84 pounds. I'm coming for you, Tom "Goose" Gilbert.
APPARENTLY, someone didn't get the memo about PDICE Sausage Week and forgot to include us on their "sausage invitational." Looking at you, Mary McGrath. But I ain't mad atcha.
Speaking of getting the memo, my good pal Mark Bittman over at the New York Times decided, in the spirit of sausage week, to indulge in some sausaging in Vermont.
And finally, I shall digress. I am amazed at how frequently and consistently the topic of sausage blows my mind. The confines of perception and reality are continuously contorted, obscured, and brought back to eye-level with this magical meat. So, I say to you, as you click the little yellow word at the end of this sentence, be aware that I am stricken with flabbergasms.
7 comments:
Isn't it officially a new week? Therefore, no longer sausage week?? I'm not hatin, just sayin...
We got word from corporate that Sausage Week was extended. Thanks.
F'n corporate...they denied my expense request for 50 lbs of bratwurst.
You too? I'm taking sausage furloughs because of these difficult economic times
Dreya, you didn't get that memo? Should've been underneath your TPS reports. Let me shoot an e-mail to Carrie Ann in receivables and she'll get it right over. Thannnnnnnks!
Oh and Quel! Fantastic Sausage Brief! I was especially made uncomfortable by that Sausage Pig. Yes. Don't want to see that lil guy in my dreams again. Such is art. Ces't la sausage!
this guys got serious SAUSAGE TRAVELING NOSTRIL HAIRS!!!!
yikes.
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