11 October 2007

The future, pt. 2

The future is: When hobos have cell phones and i-pods. When I regain my sense of smell. When I can find a pair of shorts that fit me... just right. When American Apparel starts selling Pancreas Hats. When coffee doesn't make me so gassy! When Body Mechannixxx 'Hey Every-Body!' (working title: full length sweat-soundtrack) is released, in the UK and Japan ONLY. When Dan B gets paid to drink Scotch... the future.

1 comment:

Dan B said...

Is it the future yet?

How about now?